Abercrombie & Fitch

Today Xaye and I went to the mall to hang out and avoid the heat. As you already know, Xaye is a complete ham when he has an audience, and he had a great audience today. He would run up next to women and flash a smile and walk along next to them. On cue, they would say hi to him and comment on how cute he was. He almost had it down to a science. Sometimes he would "accidentily" bump into someone walking towards him. As I was apologizing for him, he would start to give the googlily eyes to the unsuspecting victim, and the next thing you know they were commenting on his hair, or his smile, or using any number of synonyms for "cute" to describe him.

It all came to a climax when Xaye strolled into the Abercrombie & Fitch store. They were playing some loud techno music, and there was a large open area just inside the store. As the music thumped, Xaye performed his "I'm too sexy" dance. There was a wiggle here, a stomp here, he even broke into a MC Hammer dance for a few seconds (where is the video camera when you really need it). For the next 5 minutes he was the darling of all the salespeople and shoppers in the store. Everyone had to look and admire (gawk) his fancy one of a kind dance steps. Once he was tired of showing off on the dance floor, he took to running around the store catching anyone who may have missed the main show, only to give them a private dance.

Unfortunately for Xaye, I had to be his ego, for after 15 minutes I had to pull him off the dance floor and back to reality. Well, at least out of the store. Where he went right back to hamming it up for the rest of the mall patrons.